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ZoeTheCannibal

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Ugh guys sorry I'm done with any requests or anything yet. Of course when school started again I got sick. :iconyeeshplz: Of course. So then also with me feeling like crap and shaking too much to pick up a pencil and draw anything worth crap I've got essays and shmit to do already so it's just bluh. I'll get them done with ASAP though okay? :iconhappytearplz:

also sorry about talking bout myself so much, how are all you snazzy dudes and dudettes?Tell me what's up, if you've got the time. :<3

ANYWAYS THERE'S ALSO THIS

~What would you do if~
Got this from ArtyDanna

Cuz it's cool to fill out really long forms okay so do it gawsh
:icondoitfaggotplz:
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:

~What do you think about my~

● Personality:
● Eyes:
● Hair:
● Family:
● Smile:

~Would you~

● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?

~Have you ever ~

● Lied to make me feel better?
● Wanted to kiss me?
● Wanted to kill me?
● Broke my heart?
● Thought I was unbearably annoying?
● Hated me?
● Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
● Wondered about my sanity?
● Wanted to do something to me?

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?

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I hope everyone had a really fun New Years! And I hope you got to spend it with your family. As a testament to the New Year, how about I take some requests? The first five commenters can have a free one person picture, coloured and everything. I might even send it to you, if you want. :0)  Also, does anyone have any resolutions they'd care to share?

Once again, Merry New Year! Hope you have a happy 2012 and that you don't spontaneously combust!


P.S. Does anyone do journal commissions? Please comment. (o: Honk

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So my mom and her boyfriend got in this icky fight and broke up on Christmas and at first I was like :iconcryforeverplz:


but then after dinner I was all



and there's my Christmas. :iconsparklesplz::icondeyedplz::iconsparklesplz:

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Everyone is herping the derp and enjoying life.


Why don't you?


WELL?! WHY AREN'T YOU OUT THERE BEING A FUCKING HAPPY LITTLE SUGARPLUM ELF?!

GO DO IT!


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www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVr0LF…

So, C H R I S T M A S is right around the corner. It is without a doubt my favourite holiday ever and I am ohso supremely merry and jolly so don't mess it up for me with your stupid whining about problems you caused or so I shall dye my currently rainbow head whit ena dred and PINE green.


I don't mind if you don't care about anything I'm saying, because I'm happy about it so I'm posting it so there bluh go check your mail.

I have the homemade hot chocolate ready, giant 4ft bags of flour and sugar, and an impawwsible cute kitty apron<:33 ready for baking up a sugarplum fantasy storm. I don't know how C H R I S T M A S is celebrated, if at all, in other countries(I live in America.) so please tell me, how they celebrate in your country usually, because I am curious and I like to ask questions and listen to music from the 19010 and 20's.


But, we're still having blackouts because of windy storms, which is probably johns fault with his stupid windy thing which is why I have not done any art this week, and because I caught a nasty head cold. Nyquil and dayquil are my constant happy companions.

But, on the joyous Thanksgiving day I received a gift in the mail, which was this very spiffy kururuen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sgt._Fro… along with the rest of the gang, which went to my brothers, my mother:iconsupermeccagodzillaplz: and my buddy :iconlittledannaplz:.
It was very cool and made me pretty happy. Maybe I will take a picture of us. ):3

There is so much more to be said here. But, I think I am too tired and icky feeling to type anymore, so goodbye for now all you people and aliens out there, and special hugs and kisses to :iconharu12213: because you know I care about you, and so, bye I suppose.

Okay I die quietly now. Shh.




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